Eat a bowl of dicks 2022 Episode 1

My “Eat a bowl of dicks” award goes out to Alexis Avila from New Mexico.

What did Ms. Avila do to deserve such a pristine award you ask? This ignorant bitch put her newborn in a bag and tossed…TOSSED…it into a garbage can outside. Oh, and let me state that the newborn was alive. She literally grabbed the bag out of the car and chucked it into the garbage, got back in and drove off as if it was just last nights dinner being thrown out.

So this twat waffle had a baby, then tossed it into a trash can because she didn’t know how to use protection or swallow. 6 hours later three people were dumpster diving and heard the baby crying and damn near shit themselves when they opened up that bag. Can you imagine how much of a brain fuck that has to be? Your looking for something of value to dig out of the trash and find a goddamn baby. Can’t get much more valuable than that.

The news keeps saying teen mom. Why? This bitch is 18 years old!! A teen mom to me is 13-17. 18 your an adult. Hell, at 17 you can join the military.

This twat told investigators that she didn’t know she was pregnant and the father was a juvenile. She stated that she panicked when she gave birth. Did you panic when YOU THREW YOUR NEWBORN SON IN THE TRASH???

So, one would think, no bond for this twat. Wrong! “At the time the warrant was signed by the judge and the judge signed a $10,000 unsecured bond appearance bond and at that point she was released about an hour later,” Per kfoxtv.

” In 2006 New Mexico legislature passed a law that gives judges the authority to decide if you are a danger to the community or a high-risk defendant. If the judge decides you are a risk for the community, then they can refuse to allow you to be released on bail and will hold you until your trial. It doesn’t matter if you can pay the bail amount in the statute, the judge will use their discretion to detain you without bond.”-fbdlaw.com So yeah, that judge can eat a bowl of dicks too.

Street justice needs to happen.

A letter to my unborn child.

Dear ***********

Your mother is in the living room sleeping on the couch because you are making it too uncomfortable for her to sleep on the bed, guess you can say you are already being difficult. I on the other hand, am sitting here in the bedroom thinking how much my life is going to change when you finally come into this world.  I’ve stated before that I started a new chapter in the book of life when I started to date your mother, but you little girl, are going to be a whole new book.  A book that I never thought I would have in my hands.

I sit here wondering what you are going to look like.  We’ve seen ultrasound pictures, but those are just pixels on a piece of paper.  Will you have my eyes?  Will you have your moms’ lips?  Hopefully you have her hair, although your mom has already said she hopes you don’t.

When your mother said she was pregnant, I knew that my life was no longer about me, it was about you.  People have told me that I am going to spoil you, and they’re probably right, but I’m also going to be hard on you.   I’m going to be hard on you because my job is to be your father, not your friend.  You won’t understand that for probably the first 20 years of your life, but you will.

You’re coming into this world with a mom who is going to love and care for you tremendously. I know this because she already does the same with your brother and sister.  Your mom is very chill…as long as you listen. So, my advice to you is to do what your told. Cause honestly, I don’t want to hear your mom yell.

As for the other people in the family, they will love you in their own way. I’m sure your brother and sister will pick on you just as I picked on your aunts.  And I know your grandparents are going to spoil the heck out of you and it’s going to upset me when I tell them no to something and they’ll do it anyways.  But that’s ok, it their job as grandparents.

As for me, your dad.  Well…  I’m going to cheer you on as you take your first steps. I’m going to cheer you on as you ride your bike for the first time without your training wheels.  I’m going to cheer you on when you get stage fright in the school play.  I’m going to cheer you on as you walk to get your diploma.

I’m going to support you when you do a goofy volcano for a science project. I’m going to support you when you choose what career you are going to go to college for. I’m going to support you when you tell me you are in love with your boyfriend…. or girlfriend.

I’m going to love you the moment our eyes meet in the delivery room.  I’m going to love you when you draw on the wall.  I’m going to love you when you don’t get an “A” in math. I’m going to love you when you tell me you hate me as you slam your bedroom door. I’m going to love you when you start to date a boy that I disapprove of.  I know all of this because I love you more than anything in the world right now and we haven’t even met.

Love,

Dad